Getting a Life


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I'm going through an awkward stage in my life.
I live in Vegas. Have 2 cats and a puppy.
I love life and rarely get online nowadays.
I'm disgustingly optimistic.
My favorite X-man is Nighcrawler.
I love people. Don't be a stranger.

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The weather is such a slut. The wind blows everyone. The rain makes everyone wet. The sun makes everyone take their clothes off. And the snow covers everyone in white stuff. →

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missstef:

Kinda true. I don’t give 2 y’s to just anyone!

missstef:

Kinda true. I don’t give 2 y’s to just anyone!

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The Unwinding Cable Car-Anberlin

second gif :)

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I can’t wait to get married!!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I’m gonna walk down the aisle like

and i’ll be all like

my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like

we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like

then we’re gonna go to the reception and party

then go to our hotel room and bang

then live happily every after

but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr

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OMG!!
… My step mom’s from Witchita!

OMG!!

… My step mom’s from Witchita!

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